Through the Looking Glass

[private || unhackable] Is this even possible?

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:45:01 GMT

I was so pissed and so hurt and I thought that Matty had left me. I thought that when I ran down those stairs and saw her arm around my Matty, that he'd left me. I thought he was done with me. He'd had plenty to drink, and....

Don't want to talk about that.

I didn't think he'd end up finding somebody with that name. Lawliet. Is it a coincidence? Does Robocop have a sister? Because...Well, I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to find out. Matty was too drunk to realize what she'd said, but I wasn't. Liberty Lawliet. L Lawliet.

Oops.

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:14:43 GMT

Matty tried to teach me to play Guitar Hero. That damn game is so frustrating. When we were playing together, I had no clue what I was doing. So, he went out to get chocolate and smokes, and I thought I'd practice. I have a question...

How does one re-attach the wammy bar to the guitar controller?

Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain

Tue, 27 May 2008 22:22:31 GMT

Have you ever had one of those days when you wake and everything feels off? I don't mean that I can't get things to function properly for me. What I'm talking about is that ever since I woke up, I feel that somewhere something is happening that I am unaware of. I don't care what happens elsewhere, but this, whatever it is that is happening behind the proverbial curtain, I feel that it will effect me. I sense, as crazy as that sounds, that somewhere there is something put into motion that involves me. I can feel it and it's making everything feel amiss.

[private || hackable] ...is it me?

Mon, 26 May 2008 04:03:04 GMT

I don't know why I bother making this private when I know that he has the ability to hack into even the things I protect. I guess it's just a precaution. I don't think Matty would ever invade my privacy. I don't trust other people though.

I'm rambling again.

Often times, when we're alone, Matty gets this confidence that I love. He isn't afraid to touch me. He isn't afraid to tell me what he's thinking. Then...something happens. This time it was the front door. He was so confident with me, and then he remembered he'd left the door open. When he came back, he was different. It makes me wonder if I'm doing something wrong and he finds excuses to stop.

Childish Things I Will Never Tire of

Thu, 22 May 2008 16:21:37 GMT

One joke about this shit, and I mess you up, yeah?

Things that glow in the dark.
Chocolate milk.
Dinosaurs, especially Pterosaurs. I want to put a saddle on one and ride it like a sky horse.
Running through the rain.
Burning ants with a magnifying glass.
Calling Near names.
That "What's the Name of that Song" song from Sesame Street.
Hospital bracelets.
Saturday Morning Cartoons
Beetle Bailey
Trick or Treating
Paddleball
Capguns
Playing Marco Polo
Bubblegum

Laser Vision

Tue, 06 May 2008 19:32:22 GMT

Chocolate is filled with joy. I like chocolate and I figure that if I eat enough of it, I shall have flawless vision even in the most darkest of places, like the deep reaches of my soul, for example. Therefore, chocolate can make me even more introspective than I already am. Which is pretty introspective. And then, if I eat enough of it after that; after I know all of the secrets of the darkest places of the world, then, perhaps, I can have laser vision. Then the influence that I could exert upon this world would be endless and sinister in the most vicious of ways.

So, I shall eat my chocolate with the most sinister of intent.

Spooky.

The Gashlycrumb Tinies

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:02:54 GMT

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.

B is for Basil assaulted by bears.

C is for Clara who wasted away.

D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.

E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.

F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.

G is for George smothered under a rug.

H is for Hector done in by a thug.

I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.

J is for James who took lye by mistake.

K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.

L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.

M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.

N is for Neville who died of ennui.

O is for Olive run through with an awl.

P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.

Q is for Quentin who sank on a mire.

R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.

S is for Susan who perished of fits.

T is for Titus who flew into bits.

U is for Una who slipped down a drain.

V is for Victor squashed under a train.

W is for Winnie embedded in ice.

X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.

Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.

Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.